Month: May 2017

I, Scott Eric Alt, forced Trump’s hand and saved The Little Sisters of the Poor.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • May 4, 2017 • Politics

 

It was I who said that if Mr. Trump want­ed to, he could save the Lit­tle Sis­ters of the Poor from the Oba­macare man­date by sign­ing an exec­u­tive order. Even Fake Site News, of all places, not­ed that the pres­i­dent was keep­ing the Oba­macare require­ment. Oh, I was con­tra­dict­ed for that one: It’s a bit more com­pli­cat­ed than just an exec­u­tive order. Sure­ly some will say: “But Alt! You think Mr. Trump reads your blog?” Well, well. But I tweet­ed him the link. That was on April 25. On April 25, I said Mr. Trump could save the Lit­tle Sis­ters by an exec­u­tive order. Then on May 2, he issued one. Shaz­a­am.

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Salvation history according to Donald Trump.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • May 3, 2017 • Humor

 

Let me tell you—people say I don’t read, that’s fake news—I read a book about Adam. Slow­ly. Cause this is a big job, peo­ple say you did a lot in busi­ness, but this is a big job—bigger than I thought it would be. So I don’t have as much time to read, but I read it. It took 100 days. But Adam—people don’t know this—Adam, he was a tough guy, had to be, the first man, but he had a big heart. May have been his one flaw, you know, too big a heart, and Eve tricked him. Sad. But you got­ta give the guy his heart. But Mela­nia would nev­er do what Eve did, let me tell you.

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