The Solemnity of Christ the King: The end of all things is at hand.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 25, 2013 • Liturgical Year

 

He is called “Angry Jesus,” but I appre­ci­ate John de Rosen’s art­work at the Basil­i­ca of the Nation­al Shrine of the Immac­u­late Con­cep­tion. I used to belong to the Church of the Warm and Fuzzy Jesus. I used to have an image of a Jesus who did noth­ing but walk around hold­ing lambs and pat­ting peo­ple on the head. But now I’m mid­dle-aged and jad­ed and a Jesus who is ticked off all the time makes more sense to me. De Rosen’s Jesus is Howard Beale in glo­ry. De Rosen’s Jesus is the one who said, “How can you escape the damna­tion of Hell?”

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Seven epiphanies that made me Catholic: 7QT VII, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 23, 2013 • Apologetics; Personal Narrative; Seven Quick Takes

 

My con­ver­sion to the Catholic Church entailed a series of epipha­nies, where­by a man who once under­stood the world look­ing west turned around and faced east. If you’ve stood on your head your whole life, things look very dif­fer­ent when you final­ly stand upright. That can be a dis­con­cert­ing expe­ri­ence; it can also car­ry a great deal of won­der and joy. I am Catholic today because I once under­stood real­i­ty that way, and now I under­stand it this way. I come at life from a very dif­fer­ent set of assump­tions about the way things are.

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Pope Francis Derangement Syndrome III: Illinois legislators co-opt pope to promote same-sex marriage.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 21, 2013 • LGBT Issues; Moral Theology; Pope Francis Derangement Syndrome

 

Rep. Lou Lang suc­cumbed to an ethe­re­al haze in his efforts to chan­nel six­ties’ croon­er Jack­ie DeShan­non: “It is incon­ceiv­able to me in a soci­ety that is so des­per­ate for love and so des­per­ate for close­ness and so des­per­ate for peo­ple to live peace­ably with one anoth­er that any­one can turn their back on this leg­is­la­tion. All this leg­is­la­tion pro­pos­es to do is to let peo­ple be togeth­er in peace and in love and make the world a bet­ter place.” Again, “love” and “peace” are good things. But Mr. Lang fails to explain why same-sex mar­riage is required to achieve them.

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Seven more books that changed my life: 7QT VI, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 16, 2013 • Literature; Seven Quick Takes

 

As I am work­ing on some posts that are tak­ing a very long time to write, and since my last post on books turned out to be very pop­u­lar, I thought I would fol­low it up with a sequel — though this will end up being the only such. This list was much hard­er to come up with than the pre­vi­ous one. When you’re talk­ing about books that changed your life, that’s a strict stan­dard; and a total of four­teen — even after half a life­time of read­ing — is dif­fi­cult to con­ceive. But here the oth­er sev­en are. They run the gamut from Dante to G.K. Chester­ton to Philip Roth.

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Peter Leithart founds new Protestant sect: “Reformational Catholicism.”

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 11, 2013 • Apologetics

 

Should you be struck by a sud­den impulse to run your fin­ger­nails ’cross your pate, won­der­ing what this odd hybrid “Refor­ma­tion­al Catholi­cism” could be, bear with me through this. Mr. Lei­thart is not talk­ing about the Counter Ref­or­ma­tion. Nor is he talk­ing about Catholi­cism at all — not in any sense that would be under­stood by one who knew that words mean things and the mean­ing of them is fixed. What he is rather talk­ing about (so he tells us at First Things) is “the end of Protes­tantism,” only with­out repa­tri­a­tion to the Church. In oth­er words, Protes­tant Sect No. 50,001.

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Seven books that changed my life: 7QT V, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 9, 2013 • Literature; Seven Quick Takes

 

The French nov­el­ist Jean Malaquais once said, “The only time I know some­thing is true is the moment I dis­cov­er it in the act of writ­ing.” As it hap­pens, Malaquais was a Com­mu­nist; which makes me ques­tion the truth of the obser­va­tion. I don’t know whether the state­ment becomes any more or less accu­rate if I change it this way: “The only time I know some­thing is true is the moment I dis­cov­er it in the act of read­ing.” I like the thought, even if the truth may be less than pris­tine. I sus­pect — or at least I hope very earnest­ly — that there will be libraries in heav­en.

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Pope Francis Derangement Syndrome II: Wherein Bishop Bernard Fellay giveth a homily.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 4, 2013 • Pope Francis Derangement Syndrome

 

On Octo­ber 13, Protes­tant bish­op Bernard Fel­lay, of the Soci­ety of St. Pius X (SSPX), gave a homi­ly, of sorts, in which he insist­ed that he’s Catholic. (I think that nom­i­nal­ism is a mod­ernist error.) The occa­sion was the Pon­tif­i­cal Mass for the Angelus Press Con­fer­ence, at St. Vin­cent de Paul, in Kansas City. The whole thing was mean­der­ing and schiz­o­phrenic, and I have not yet decid­ed what was worst about it. It may have been the many occa­sions Good Bp. Fel­lay (GBF) took to dis­play his own brand of Pope Fran­cis Derange­ment Syn­drome.

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A fulcrum and a lever; chiefly on Eucharistic adoration. 7QT IV, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • November 2, 2013 • Seven Quick Takes

 

I can tell that it has been some time since I’ve been to Ado­ra­tion. The rea­son I know this is because I am tired. I have lacked patience, which nor­mal­ly is one of my rare — exceed­ing­ly rare — virtues. I am out of tem­pera­ment, and morose. As water seeks its own lev­el, so my less fre­quent vis­its to the ado­ra­tion chapel can be gauged by my more fre­quent vis­its to the con­fes­sion­al. I can tell that I have not been to Ado­ra­tion because even the word “water” sounds dry. But I can­not han­dle myself, or my life, as in my male­ness I do oft imag­ine I can. I need Christ; I need to be with Christ.

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The Church is a community of disciples in mission.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 29, 2013 • Church History

 

The New Evan­ge­liza­tion is, I believe, the most impor­tant teach­ing to come out of Vat­i­can II. Vat­i­can II was not about com­pro­mis­ing with mod­ernism, as some rad­i­cal tra­di­tion­al­ists in the Church like to pre­tend. It was about engag­ing mod­ernism. One can­not engage this wicked cul­ture from afar; the cul­ture is not going to come to us. We must go to it. We must meet peo­ple where they are. That is what the Church is telling Catholics that they must do now. We all have a respon­si­bil­i­ty to the faith we pro­fess. If we believe it, we must know it and live it.

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The best writing advice I ever got & other quick takes: 7QT III, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 26, 2013 • Blogging & Writing; Literature; Seven Quick Takes

 

The only thing I know about writ­ing is this: that you have to work hard at writ­ing the kind of stuff you want to write. It does no good, if you want to write 700 page nov­els, to lis­ten to oth­ers tell you that peo­ple only read short sto­ries any­more. Don’t lis­ten to them; if you’re not com­ing up with short sto­ries, you’re not a short sto­ry writer, and the quick­est way to stop writ­ing is to spend years try­ing to learn how to write some­thing you don’t have it in you to write in the first place. Write the 700 page nov­el. Learn how to do that. Read 700-page nov­els and learn how they work.

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Lies and the lying liars who accuse others of them: A defense of Ergun Caner.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 22, 2013 • Apologetics

 

Calvin­ists with some time to kill, and a base­ment, can wreak strange hav­oc on ordered soci­ety. Oft it is hard to know whether they do this by design or by tic; whether they need to be arrest­ed for delin­quen­cy, or put on L‑DOPA. A cou­ple of caveats will be in order from the out­set. The rea­son they will be in order is because they will be ignored, or denied, even after I’ve giv­en them. These next few para­graphs may even be skipped over alto­geth­er, as though they were writ­ten in a strange and antique lan­guage not yet deci­phered by even the best cryp­tog­ra­phers.

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The apologist’s anathema against Twitter, and other quick takes: 7QT II, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 19, 2013 • Seven Quick Takes

 

Twit­ter has its uses, I guess. And note that by “I guess” I mean some­thing along the lines of: A wild and blind shot into an emp­ty field hop­ing that maybe a deer will show up at the last minute to be felled. I have found, in my ten months or so on Twit­ter, that I have used it main­ly for shar­ing arti­cles (includ­ing my own) or quo­ta­tions with a sting in the pith. But who ever learned any­thing from those bane­ful descrip­tions of movies in the TV sec­tion, of one sen­tence or a frag­ment? The descrip­tion of “For­rest Gump” might be “A retard­ed man from the fifties til today.”

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Dear world, let this dead baby in a bag be a lesson to you.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 18, 2013 • In the News; Pro-Life Issues

 

Here’s the solu­tion: Stop lis­ten­ing to what the politi­cians tell you about who you are. Stop lis­ten­ing to what the adver­tis­ers tell you about who you are. Stop lis­ten­ing to what the media tells you about who you are. Stop hav­ing your val­ue sys­tem formed by the noise around you. Your val­ue, and the val­ue of your chil­dren, comes from the fact that you are here and you are made in the image of God and you are his beloved child. If you don’t believe that, maybe you ought to pray. If you do believe that, maybe you ought to start shout­ing from the rooftops.

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Forgive me Father, for I smashed a brick against my face.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 15, 2013 • Apologetics; Personal Narrative; Sacraments

 

I have the Con­fes­sion times mem­o­rized for the entire Arch­dio­cese of Cincin­nati, and I have a devel­oped sense of which priest to go to on which occa­sion. No, Fr. Cnin is too hard on com­mand­ment x; best to go to Fr. Dnin at St. Enin for that one. Fr. Dnin has sym­pa­thy for peo­ple who have failed at com­mand­ment x. But he tends to be harsh on com­mand­ment y, so if I com­mit that one I’ll go to Fr. Fnin at St. Gnin. This strat­e­gy has worked for me, and I can feel rou­tine and com­pla­cent every time I enter and leave the con­fes­sion­al, as though it’s an errand to the gro­cery store. Which is how I pre­fer it.

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The dark night of the soul, and other quick takes. 7QT I, seriatim.

BY: Henry Matthew Alt • October 12, 2013 • Seven Quick Takes

 

I won­der whether it has ever struck any­one else that Job is so well-placed in the Old Tes­ta­ment. Tech­ni­cal­ly, it could have been placed any­where, but in the prov­i­dence of God it was placed imme­di­ate­ly before the Psalms. In the Psalms, to be sure, there are laments and cries to a God who seems absent or slow. But ulti­mate­ly they are songs of praise and thanks­giv­ing. So imme­di­ate­ly before the Psalms we read the ulti­mate nar­ra­tive of spir­i­tu­al dark­ness in Job. Job is the night; the Psalms are the day. Job is lament; the Psalms are praise. The books com­ple­ment each oth­er.

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